All my previous cosplays are packed away in a suitcase in the attic but my Black Widow cosplay is still hanging in my wardrobe in case the world ever needs me to be a superhero.
every now and then I am slapped with the reality of how young some of my followers are…….. and Im just sitting here like
with my alcohol and stack of divorce papers
honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.
Hello, world— I want to watch a Black Widow movie because I am a fan of Black Widow, because superhero spy stories are my jam, because I want to see Yelena and Alexi and all of that brought to life and breathing. It is not a generic yearning for a woman-shaped hero…
THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING
BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT
JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING
you know what you’re right i don’t want a black widow movie
i want a whole god damn trilogy
a merch line all for her, a set of action figures all for her in different outfits with different toys and accessories
i want her to have her own television spinoff all about her and her adventures
i want her to have her own cool costume for little girls in the disney store
i want her to have everything the male heroes get and then some
POSSIBLE FEMALE ANTAGONISTS AT AGENT CARTER
madame hydra, anyone? earlier black widows? can i get a hell yeah for yelena belova?